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Well, there it is.

I’ll work on it.

Just wanted to let all you kiddies know that there’s gonna be some changes around here. Strange changes. Ugly changes. Wordpress changes. I hope to get back to at least blogging regularly and getting Freak to do the same. No word on the podcast, I am sorry to say. At this moment in time I’m just too focused on getting rich or getting Freak killed trying.

Peace.

That, yes indeed, there are people with stranger fetishes than you. Don’t get me wrong, I like latex on girls as much as the next guy. It’s tight, it’s shiny and it’s, uh, tight. But this just ratchets the creep factor up to eleven. If you want one you can find it here. I just don’t want to know about it.

Via Fleshbot

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Yeah, I know, sounds like an oxymoron: weed breath strips. But they’re real and here’s proof.

That’s two weeks with no podcast.

Yeah, I know.

See, what happened is that two weeks ago Freak had a birthday and a surprise birthday party which kinda got all in the way of us recording. So that one is all his mom’s fault.

Then we got together on Friday for this week’s cast and actually recorded something only to find that Freak apparently forgot where his mouth was. Wherever it may have been was, sadly, not close enough to his mouth and the end result was about an hour of me. Not that that is such a bad thing, but there’s a difference between a monologue and a guy having conversations with the voices in his head. This podcast definitely sounded like the latter. So missed opportunity number two is Freak’s fault.

For those of you keeping score at home, I’d like to point out that, so far, none of this is my fault.

We could have tried again that evening but in a strange and miraculous turn, an old girlfriend of Freak’s scored tickets to see the Cubs and the Mariners in an exhibition game at Cashman field. There was no way I was ever going to talk Freak out of attending said event and, as it turned out, I got to tag along when BBG decided that she wasn’t going to go.

Stay on target here: still Freak’s fault, okay?

The good news is that I will be working on posting some more archived shows to hold both of you through until the next podcast. Take a listen and drop a line, if you please. We need to know what you folks want to hear.

While you’re waiting, watch this video and take notes, eh? This could come in handy someday.

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No podcast this weekend. Freak’s gone and hit the big 30 and somehow it didn’t seem right for us to sit in the midst of his extended family and discuss the higher points of midget donkey porn. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a certain segment of his crew that would be down but his mom isn’t really one of them.

Also there’s some technical stuff going on behind the scenes, so if things appear broken be patient. If you notice that things stay broken, drop me a line because I probably missed something.

Mrono (dude, you are so going to have to send me an audio clip or something so I know how you pronounce that? mmrowno? mister ohno?) asked me why the insistence on Gizmo for our call-in/voicemail that doesn’t get get used anyway. It’s a valid question.

The reason we don’t use Skype is that, for the longest time, Skype Mac simply didn’t have feature parity with Skype PC. That, plus that Gizmo is based on an open standard (SIP) versus Skype’s proprietary protocol. And finally, when I last looked, Gizmo just had features that Skype didn’t, like voicemail. I understand Skype has grown quite a bit so I’ll give it another look.

Ah-ite bitches, before you go believin everything that tubby fucker puts down on paper, as it were, you need the truth(…can’t handle the truth?) which can only be properly dispensed here: The most recent podcast up was SUPPOSED to be titled “The Grateful Escort of the UFC Queen, and I AM NOT a friends whore. Thoroughly enjoyed the show, don’t get me wrong, but I am by no means a whore. Now a SCRUBS whore? Guilty. Hell, watchin it right now, but the only reason Friends even came up is because I referenced it in regards to naming our show. Friends always did the ‘ the one where such and such happened ‘, though considering what we DID name the show, I struggle to see the relevance of bringing friends up at all, except to take a cheap-shot at your boy here. And as for HIS newfound fascination with scrubs, ask him who REALLY turned him onto it. ANYHOW….I digress(as if THAT will surprise anyone.) The Newest show is by far my favorite of the new season. So far. We will be getting’em out more regularly, so hang in there loyal fan. Both of you, and you, Mr. Anonymous.

So, I am in day 3 of my 9 day vacation, and it’s rolling along nicely, if not entirely too quickly. Last night after we kicked Wood’s lame ass out of our house, BBG and I got our tipsy on, and had nasty sex in no less than 4 places in our humble home, including but not limited to: the stairs, the couch, the kitchen counter, etc, etc…..All in all a good night. I flopped onto the couch for a breather and a head-on fan shot( NOT a sex thing) afterwards, and BBG left me to rot and went to bed without me. I assed out listening to chill-ass easy listening music and woke up nude and shivering round 2am. Good times, good times…..

Yeah, anyhow, today was nice too. Got up late, went to breakfast, did a little clothes-buying for the missus on my credit card( big fun ) and then we went to the cinema to see 300! Except, she didn’t want to SEE 300. She did in fact, wanna see Zodiac. Not terrible, but weighed on a scale with 300, how close can you get with a 3 hour slow mover about a story that’s nearly 30 years old in which all the facts were already known? The answer, not very. Nah, it was okay, but amidst everyone I know sending me text msgs about how FUCKING AWESOME 300 is, WHILE I’m sitting in the theater watching Zodiac, it kinda hurt a little. That’s okay. I’ll have my day in the sun. In the meantime, do yourself a favor and check out our newest offering and drop us a line, eh? I’m such a whore……..

FrEaK

PS

Big shout-out to our boy NooDle

Twice now, in fact. And the next time it comes up on the ballot I’m gonna vote for it again. What am I planning to vote for? Marijuana, the wonder drug.

For more information regarding legislative efforts to legalize marijuana visit NORML or The Marijuana Policy Project.

Crossposted to Oceanside, Nevada

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No, really! Check it out!

Looks like the stars finally aligned, schedules finally synced up and yours truly finally got off their lazy asses to put another one in the can for you good folks. We do have to plead just a little bit of laziness with this one, though. What you’re getting is the realization of a long held desire to do a sound-seeing tour of one of the hottest joints in town, The Palms.

Our tour starts out in the casino as we meet McGyver (aka Raven 7), an old buddy who gives us an all access tour of rooms that you’ll never see (and if you do, drop us a line because we want to know you, perhaps even in the biblical sense).

So sit back, relax and enjoy an hour of Wood and Freak kickin’ it interior design fag style. If you listen closely you might even catch one or the other of us getting outed with (gasp) real names.

We’re serious about coming back in a big way, so if you don’t want to miss a bit of the fun you can subscribe with anything that parses RSS with enclosures by clicking the links to subscribe either with your feed reader or in iTunes. As always you can download the show via the enclosure link below.

P.S. Just to let you all know, I’ve been working on this since yesterday morning. Posting the podcast, that is. For some reason Blogware simply refused to accept my post, no matter what I did, until it was damned good and ready to accept it. Sharp-eyed readers will notice some changes to the contact/subscribe portion of the right sidebar. I know it looks a bit wonky but Firefox, for some odd reason, absolutely refuses to show the custom badges for the RSS, email, and iTunes links. Safari shows ‘em just fine. After fucking with it almost all day I finally just made two links for each: a badge and a text link. I hate html.

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War on Drugs, my hairy white ass.

Crossposted to Oceanside, Nevada