The Grateful Escort of the UFC Queen 17 030907
Update: Upon reflection, I came to the conclusion that we dropped a couple of names we shouldn’t have dropped, so in the interest of avoiding gang rape by high-powered attorneys the latest show has been pulled and re-cut. We do not have, nor have we ever had, any information that might implicate any casino owner for solicitation of prostitutes and did not mean to imply that we did. We sincerely apologize.
You’ll notice that there are some gaps in the audio as a result. To those of you who’ve already downloaded the show I would take it as a personal favor if you would delete it and re-download the new cut. And don’t bother with the blackmail angle. We’s already po’ enough. Oh, and I fixed the title. That Freak is such a whiny bitch.
It’s a strange thing to call a show, I know, but we’re still trying to figure out this whole numbering scheme. Since we’ve been watching a lot of Scrubs lately and Freak’s a big Friends whore he had the idea to free associate the title. If you can bring yourself to listen it will become clearer, trust me.
This episode includes:
Disneyland.
Wheels for the truck.
Talking about doing interviews.
Freak’s buddy the call-girl dispatcher.
Prostitute trading cards and hooker ads.
Prop 215: weed by prescription! California rocks!
Tweakazz in da hood.
We are so sober. Sorry.
Wood’s going to 300. Freak has to see Zodiac (HA ha.)
Back to weed.
Remember: always put in a doggie door so you can break in when you get evicted.
Grandpa Ken’s poor little car.
Voyeurism in the garage.
TV talk this week: Heroes, Lost, Alias, 90201 (wtf?)
The Grateful Dead traveling open-air drug and grilled cheese market.
How to smoke weed when you got to round up the shopping carts.
Dude’s not gay until you catch him smoking a pole.
UFC: Coture kicks Silvia’s seven foot tall doughy ass.
Wrap up and we’re out!
And some other stuff I probably didn’t get in the show notes because Freak was blasting the stereo while I was trying to play back. And BBG came home and decided to flirt with me, which never helps. It’s embarrassing how much that woman wants me.
FYI, we’re now using