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Yeah, I know, sounds like an oxymoron: weed breath strips. But they’re real and here’s proof.

Special Guest: Burrito the Dealer

Program notes

Original Intro & Outro are back, thanks SMODCast.

Old shows are reappearing on the blog

Skype call in enabled for live callers to the show. Props to Mrono (call in to tell me how to pronounce that!)

Evil Knievel.

Games that are designed to take your money.

Dealers get the girls.

Freak tells a long boring story about New Year’s, The Strip and the Glass Pool Motel. Surprisingly it ends on Burrito’s dick and not Freak’s.

How to score a bunk at Freak’s joint.

Camera on Burrito. Dealers run in his family.

What is the place and who are all these people?

Technology is putting everyone out of work.

Counting into a six-deck shoe, MIT nerds and autistic savants.

Vegas hates geniuses.

Support unions! The people who brought you the 40 hour work week, weekends and Labor Day.

The Fountain. Wood & Freak leave Burrito behind in film wilderness.

The Freak/Burrito Mystical Rainbow Connection.

Why Wood won’t watch Trainspotting.

Wayans Vs. Jacksons.

Jennifer Connelly, Soleil Moon Frye, Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano. Thoughts like these have killed lesser men.

Cephalopod Porn.

Explaining the show to Burrito.

Freak’s little brother’s putting on a ball and chain (but a smoking hot ball and chain).

Sex at work and the Man-Whore.

You want to get bored with strippers and boozing? Move to Vegas.

The secret to making your fortune at the tables: walk the fuck away while you’re up.

Avoid casino ATM’s. They’re like a firehose full of your money.

New Segment: Ask Leroy! Please write in to serviceindustrynight@gmail.com with your questions. Hell, send audio clips.

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

South Park: They killed Chef! You bastard!

Clumsy ass introduction for this week’s song pick: La Corde au Cou by Nosebone, Inc. available for free on Jamendo.com.

Vote Burrito off the island with your email to serviceindustrynight@gmail.com, your voicemail on Gizmo Project (serviceindustrynight) or your comments on the blog: www.serviceindustrynight.net

Yeah, you read correctly. Shows number 5 and 6 are restored back to their former glory right here and here. If you wanna hear again or check ‘em out for the first time, you know what to do. Eventually all of the previous shows will be restored, work and the Internet gods willing.

Right now I’m just waiting on my boy to give me the call so we can get together tonight. We’re going to try to have both Gizmo and Skype open for callers so fire up the client of your choice and see if you can’t just get your bad self on the air. A caveat: I haven’t actually tried this yet, so no promises that it’s going to work and/or won’t give you a nasty purulent infection. You’ve been warned.

That’s two weeks with no podcast.

Yeah, I know.

See, what happened is that two weeks ago Freak had a birthday and a surprise birthday party which kinda got all in the way of us recording. So that one is all his mom’s fault.

Then we got together on Friday for this week’s cast and actually recorded something only to find that Freak apparently forgot where his mouth was. Wherever it may have been was, sadly, not close enough to his mouth and the end result was about an hour of me. Not that that is such a bad thing, but there’s a difference between a monologue and a guy having conversations with the voices in his head. This podcast definitely sounded like the latter. So missed opportunity number two is Freak’s fault.

For those of you keeping score at home, I’d like to point out that, so far, none of this is my fault.

We could have tried again that evening but in a strange and miraculous turn, an old girlfriend of Freak’s scored tickets to see the Cubs and the Mariners in an exhibition game at Cashman field. There was no way I was ever going to talk Freak out of attending said event and, as it turned out, I got to tag along when BBG decided that she wasn’t going to go.

Stay on target here: still Freak’s fault, okay?

The good news is that I will be working on posting some more archived shows to hold both of you through until the next podcast. Take a listen and drop a line, if you please. We need to know what you folks want to hear.

While you’re waiting, watch this video and take notes, eh? This could come in handy someday.

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