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Crossposted to Oceanside, Nevada

Wussup Bitches?! Sorry I’ve been away for so long, but I forgot my password. Anyway, there’s all kinds of new shit a’comin, so don’t lose heart, Planeteers! New in my world? Well, for starters, I have a new love interest! No, BBG and I have not parted ways, though with my newfound love she may reconsider. I recently purchased a 42″ LCD flat panel tv, AND an XBOX 360! You can’t TEAR me away from my lazyboy! In fact, just minutes ago, Wood and I completed Gears of War in a Co-Op online campaign. This was my first ( second if you count the half hour yesterday) online gaming expirience, and I loved it! I am a late bloomer. It was great, being able to hang out w Wood and not wear pants, and consequently not have him constantly oogling my package out of jealousy. I may have to just go ahead and pay the fifty bucks for the XBOX live Gold account. Damn it. Also in the category of new, Wood and I are getting the band back together! The show is returning in all it’s splendor very soon! In fact, we recorded a tentative first show back the other night using Woody’s newest toy, a little microphone hook-up dealy for his nano. I’m sure he’ll elaborate and give up all the technical data that I don’t ever pay any attention to. Where did we use this little portable recording studio? At the Palms Hotel & Casino, whilst we toured some of the super suites with our old pal and friend of the show, Macguyver! he’s a manager in the engineering department, and he took us on quite a spin. I don’t wanna spoil any of the exciting show points, but we have about an hour of material along with some photographical documentation that should be up on the blog here soon. Hmmm…what else? I’ve noticed that our readership has fallen off, and that’s our fault, what with our being idle for so long, but hey, we’re back! So get your friends and their friends and get our numbers back up! We are gonna be able to put out a very respectable product this go-round. Wood has reworked his career and has incredibly flexible hours now, and I have outfitted my home with a wireless internet network, so we can now record our show at more times in more places. Also, Woodrow has some new software to try out for recording, and we are both very excited. PLUS, I have been amassing a whole slew of new and retarded adventures to recount for you, so please, faithful readers, stay with us ! If you do, I’ll be your best friend. Thanks again, and don’t forget to rub yourself daily.