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As I get older, I find myself feeling less of an attachment to Christmas every year. Maybe it’s the commercialism, or the fake religiosity or the stupid psychotic contortions we put ourselves through. When I want or need something, I go get it. Simple, right? But no, not at Christmas time. Christmas means having to wait to see if your loved ones know you well enough to get you what you want. And then going and buying it anyway if they don’t.

Bah.

This year, however, I’ve found a new message for Christmas, one that does away with all of the nonsense and cuts straight to the heart of what the season should be all about.

Unbridled kinky sex.

Via SugarBank and Goodie Bag TV

P.S. Mrono brought to my attention that the banner doesn’t seem to be showing up in Firefox. It shows up in other browsers, namely Safari and IE and I hadn’t changed anything so I’m thinking it’s a Firefox issue. I did update the code to match my banner for my other blog, which is working just fine, so I’m stumped. If anyone has any suggestions, I’m all ears.

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It’s an old saw that what’s most important during the holidays, namely the people that surround us, those family and friends without whom the holidays would have little meaning. Take, for example, my good friend Freak who texted me this morning to let me know that a major name consumer electronics retailer (whom I will not identify) was holding a holiday promotion. The deal is this: the first 2000 people to call (888) 244-3425 would receive a $200 gift card, perfect for helping out with that tight holiday budget.

I just want to say thanks to Freak for remembering me during this busy holiday season.