Archive for October, 2005

New Show is up!

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

Actually it’s the show we recorded last week, it’s just taken me this long to get it posted. Sue me. I was kind of hoping to have a second show to post, sort of a two-fer. Unfortunately BBG & Freak didn’t make it over, seems the sex got in the way, or something. Fortunately for me I was so busy putting together the new mixer and configuring Audio Hijack for, what, three hours, that I never even noticed they stood me up.

But I’m not bitter or anything.

Service Industry Night 10222005

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

Notes Show 14

Sorry about the last two weeks. BBG was sick and Freak broke his dick. The other missing week is purely my fault.

This week I didn’t cut the pre-warning banter.
Not drinking again this week.
BBG and Freak fight over the thera-pillow.
Little pitchers have big ears. Am I the only one who ever heard this?
In which we talk about broken penises, Peyronie’s
Freak talks on and on about flashlights (link for Las Vegas Flashlight Company) and we make a really weird segue.
Freak is not watching the world series opener or going to Jimmy Buffett in order to podcast. Such dedication.
Freak & BBG, yet another birthday to attend.
Wood wears gummy bracelets, courtesy of his kid. Like the eighties never ended!
Anthropomorphizing the weather.
Spinning off.
John Ritter’s balls and Nick at Night.
Freak hangs with the dealers.
The role of the EDR (aka The Helps Hall) in Vegas.
Introducing the Reverend Jim
Personal vendettas and critiquing celebrity porn.
Nerd porn tech.
Online DVD rental: I was wrong about BlueDoor. They’re either out of business, they changed or I have the wrong name. In the meantime try Wanted List.com
How Bittorrent works vs. “traditional” p2p.
BBG and I cut Freak off…from sports.
Classic sports channels: why?
Firefly.
Freak’s latest DVD’s.
Stealing Jennifer Aniston’s panties (we don’t really have any).
BBG swears off crotchless panties forever and Freak doesn’t belch.
Wrap up, contact info, yadda yadda, good night!

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Freak, buy this.

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

Freak is the biggest text message whore I know. The man never stops. So, since Christmas is right around the corner, I vote that he purchases one of these for BBG and the two of them review it on the podcast. What do you guys think? Let us know!

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Grandpa’s on vacation…

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005

So he probably won’t even see this, but I have to make the effort:

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There’s more butt-related stuff in this Flickr photostream. See you when you get back Grandpa.

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Here, distract them with this.

Saturday, October 22nd, 2005

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Wow. Outrageously hot, but what do you expect from a pro-porn chick?

We didn’t podcast last week for a couple of reasons: BBG is sick, last time I talked to Freak they thought she might have strep so she’s staying as far from me as possible. Oh, and Freak broke his dick. I’ve finally seen a picture of it as a result and let me tell you: pouring milk in your eyes might help for mace, but it does nothing for assaults of a visual nature.

I have to wait a little bit before I can text Freak to make plans for tonight, so no promises, but I’m hopeful.

Anonymous Comments are back!

Friday, October 21st, 2005

Woohoo! Blog Harbor has implemented a human verification system similar to that seen on Blogger and Live Journal. Now, if you want to comment anonymously you can, provided that you verify your humanity by typing the text you see in a randomly generated graphic, also known as a CAPTCHA.

So, I’m turning it back on, feel free. Though you can still create a reader account if you like—I like knowing who you are, even if it’s just a pseudonym.

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Service Industry Night 1082005

Sunday, October 9th, 2005

Yo! Here it is, the day some of you have waited for, we finally get back to regular podcasts.

Try not to look so thrilled.

A word of explanation may be in order: It was late, we were all sorta tired and there was, for once, no drinking (well, I had Absolut w/cranberry, which you can hear if you pay attention, but just the one). Freak and BBG nearly forgot their commitment but the woman saved the day and dragged Freak kicking and screaming from the bar for your listening pleasure.

Seriously, just bear with us while we get back in the swing. Some changes coming up that I can’t really talk about yet, stay tuned and subscribed!

The lack of interest beer attention Freak and Wood talk about DVD’s show.

- Back to recording a regular show and nobody’s very thrilled about it.
- Baby showers.
- Mice smell bad when you put them in the oven.
- Freak tells a very long story about Utah and Dutch Ovens, including Dutch and Andy.
- Smoking and clove cigarettes.
- Freak has moved on to a REAL major casino.
- Freak & BBG have new digs.
- The obsession with DVD’s grows.
- The Jizz-bib. We had the idea first, so all you niggaz back off.
- Freak has another idea, hair related, that I can’t even describe.
- What is that braided string for? Now I really want to know.
-Waiting, the Freak & BBG kinda sorta review.
- Homoerotic horseplay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- What is this obsession with nuts? They’re ugly. I don’t even like looking at mine. Truck nuts and testicle jewelry.
- How to slap someone in the nuts with a tape measure.
- Serenity, the total non-review.
- Penn St. vs. Ohio and Freak’s sucky timing.
- Are we boring tonight? And the question of the format. Is a there a format for ADD? Ooh Penn State won! Because both Freak and Wood have ADD. Could you tell?
- Saved, Waking Ned Devine, Outland, Brazil and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. We like movies.
- TJ never believes Wood.
- Freak vents.
- Wood watches the worst movie ever. Which happens to be one of Freak’s favorites. Go figure.
- Chinatown, One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Road to Perdition, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks, Jersey Girl. We really like movies.
- Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.
- Vulgar.
- BBG’s a lightweight.
- Memphis Belle, The Lord of the Rings and Freak steals a joke.
- Contact info.

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I don’t care, it’s still gross.

Sunday, October 2nd, 2005

Rent-a-Dildo.

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