Archive for September, 2005

Service Industry Night 7242005

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Here it is, the last of our pre-recorded shows. Freak and BBG have pretty much completed moving into their new digs, Freak’s settled into his new job at a REAL major casino and the planets are coming back into alignment once again. A warning: at the time we recorded this show it was in the very wee hours and we were all much deeper into our cups than you might think. Don’t listen at work or in front of your kids, eh?

Show Notes:

-You heard it here first: BBG sez O-Tay! to Freak’s man-whore plan.
-The weather in Vegas. It gets hot here.
-Freak redefines ADD.
-Good Morning Starshine.
-Tonight’s topic: True Confessions!
-BBG makes out with a girl.
-Losing it.
-Strangest places we’ve done it.
-Ever paid for it?
-Wood’s definition of sex.
-Ass Painting: the story (ed. note: I don’t know the woman and we don’t have her permission to reveal her identity or post pictures of her naughty bits so don’t ask).
-Favorite sex toys.
-Best online sex toy stores: Good Vibrations and Blowfish
-Vibrator recommendation: Hitachi Magic Wand.
-Favorite turn ons.
- A Vegas Story: watch out who you’re picking up.
- Stories from childhood
- BBG’s elbow bends weirdly.
- First time beating off.
- Wrap up, contact info and Jello!

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And on a personal note, we’ve received several emails from folks wanting to know when the next podcast is coming out and/or if we’ve quit podcasting. Some were very supportive and polite and some were… more direct.

Here’s the deal folks: if you’ve followed the podcast you know that our ability to get together got royally fucked up when our dickhead boss changed Freak’s schedule. That’s been resolved. In the meantime, Freak and BBG have been busy moving into their first real home together (how cool is that?) and, once they’ve gotten all their stuff unpacked and put away, we should be able to get back into a groove. The two of them, along with HB are meeting with TJ and myself next Tuesday for dinner and strategizing. Don’t expect a podcast out of it, but if things go well, there should be more regular content soon afterward.

Keep in mind peeps that we have full and busy lives outside of podcasting and, since we’re not doing this for the money, sometimes other things just get in the way. It sucks for us too, but it’s a fact of life.

I just can’t come up with a good title.

Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Not for this. White people trying to rap is bad. White british people is somehow horrifyingly worse. And about your Subaru? Dude.

Warning: explicit language and NSFW images.

How many jimmies can you put on your willie?

Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Apparently quite a lot, if you really wanted to.

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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Sorry folks, but it seems the spamming fucks have found me again. I regret to say I have been forced to choose between dozens of spam comments an hour and disenfranchising the anonymous.

Sorry folks, but if you want to post comments you’ll have to create a reader account. It’s relatively quick and painless and I don’t really care if you use your real name or not. It’s mostly just to make sure you’re a human.

Again, sorry.

I’m that guy at the party who can tell you how much blood is in a human body. You know, the fun guy.

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Note from Wood: This was originally posted on Oceanside, Nevada, my personal blog. I’m reposting it here as an example for Freak and BBG who I’ve tagged next.

Okay. Those who know me know I don’t like these things. Still, I’m trying to be a good dad and cater to the whims of my middle girl child, so, well. Just keep in mind, there’s a reason I don’t do personal posts and you’re about to find out why. If you want breezy, wacky fun, well…

Just well.

10 years ago: I was working as a pediatric nurse. We lived in Tacoma, WA, and I was going to college for the second time. Flip was four and The Boy was two. He hadn’t received his official autism diagnosis because he was too young to do the kind of cognitive testing required for a definitive diagnosis. Instead, the developmental pediatrician diagnosed Pervasive Developmental Delay. I still don’t understand the distinction: it looks like autism, you treat it like autism, it’s autism. That’s just my opinion, mind you. TJ had her first serious depressive episode (for understandable reasons, I think) and shortly thereafter I had a falling out with my parents that took years to move toward resolution. We moved to Prescott, Arizona.

5 years ago: We moved here to Las Vegas. Prescott was close to TJ’s family but we couldn’t make a living there. After ten years of nursing, I was making less than I did as a graduate nurse and TJ, a surgical technologist (and a damn good one, too) couldn’t get a job at the one significant hospital between Phoenix and Flagstaff. She delivered papers, I worked for a hospice and we paid lots of money for people to work with Fletcher. I went back to college for the third time. Again didn’t finish.

By the time it became obvious that we had to make a change, we were in debt as bad as we ever had been with no hope on the horizon. We came to Vegas so that I could take advantage of an apprenticeship with the local operating engineers. Well, we both signed up for the apprenticeship, but I was picked before TJ and, by the time her number came up, she was making more money than she ever had doing what she’s good at. Which is good, because I was on slave wages for the first few years. It was a while before I actually went to work, so I worked some crappy jobs in the mean time: telemarketing, phone surveys, that sort of thing. One car between the two of us and all four stuffed into a two bedroom apartment, the first year was… a challenge.

1 year ago: There’s less for me to tell about a year ago. Subjectively, I suppose we’re doing pretty good, got some toys, money in our pockets, that sort of thing. TJ was working a ton, I was almost finished with my apprenticeship, not that that mattered because I’d been running the central plant for about six months by that time anyway. Things were starting to sour at my place of employment as my new boss was starting to get settled in. Without dealing in specifics, they got worse over the next year. That and our continuing summer and school vacation struggle with reliable caregivers for The Boy caused us to start looking at ways for one of us to stay home, or at least be able to set our own schedule. Still dealing with that one as we speak. I started this blog as a replacement for iStateYourName, my blogger blog, (blog blog blog) since someone had already registered istateyourname.com. I had developed a bit of a habit of forwarding interesting links I came upon to various friends and family and it got to be too much for me to keep track of. I did the next best thing and started a blog. Didn’t know it would become such a preoccupation.

Yesterday: Hm. Seems the closer we get to today the more mundane my story gets. I finished 95% of the rebuild of my hotel’s primary reheat exchangers (and when I say primary, I mean only). The last little bit happened today, with the polishing and tweaking scheduled for tomorrow. I got a call from my Dr.’s office saying my cholesterol is great, keep taking my medicine and watching my diet. TJ was at work so it was just me and the chickens for the evening, like it is every Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. We had beans for dinner and Flip made cornbread for the first time. We’ll have to work on that.

5 songs I know all the words to: Just five? Jeez, let’s see. Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel, American Pie by Don McLean, Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby by Counting Crows, Better Be Home Soon by Crowded House and Mack the Knife, the Bobby Darin version, natch. I know tons of others. Someday when I can get enough friends drunk we’re gonna karaoke.

5 snacks: Mmmmmm, snaaaaacks….

5 things I’d do with $100 million: Put in place a foundation so that I would know that The Boy would always be looked after. Give money to parents of autistic children who are facing bankruptcy because of the needs of their children. Create a political body to shame the casino industry and the state of Nevada into providing more funding and better services for disabled children. Selfishly, I’d build a wicked cool house, a cross between a hobbit hole and Bill Gates’ place. And I’d fill it with all manner of nerdishness. And I’d go to Worldcon with TJ and Flip.

5 places I would run away to: Monterey.

5 things I would never wear: Fur. Not because I’m particularly socially conscious, I just can’t think of anything furry I wouldn’t look ridiculous in. Star Trek uniforms because they’re dorky. Camouflage. An inflatable rubber hood—I looked for a picture of one that was suitably frightening, but all I found was silly looking. Houndstooth.

5 favorite TV shows: Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Carnivále, Lost, and Firefly.

5 greatest joys: When TJ first kissed me (she was only kidding). When TJ first told me she thought that, you know, maybe she loved me. When Flip was born. When The Boy kissed me on his own the very first time, just minutes before TJ, Flip and The Boy left for Arizona, leaving me alone in Tacoma to sell the house and pack our stuff. He was not quite three. When Flip would tell me to “make the nest, daddy,” and we would sit together on the couch and watch cartoons.

5 favorite toys: My 12″ G4 PowerBook, my iPod, NetNewsWire, ecto and TiVo.

5 people I’m tagging: Crap. Like I even know five other people who blog who haven’t been tagged. I’m just your average misanthropic bald white guy—I don’t even like people! (ed.: that’s what “misanthropic” means, you dumbass) And now I have to name five, who blog, and haven’t been tagged.

This is so unfair.

Fine then. I tag Rachie, and Fredlake, and Freak, and BBG, and… TJ!

Heh heh heh. See, Teej, now you have to blog. It’s, like, the law.

You’ve been a lovely audience, thank you and good night!

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Ch-ch-ch-changes…

Sunday, September 18th, 2005

The last pre-recorded podcast has been (heavily) edited and is ready for posting, pending approval from my co-hosts. Turns out that it got really hard to even remember what we talked about, so I figured it might be good to revisit before we release it into the wild.

Some changes should be immediately obvious. On the right you’ll now see that you can email us individually now, so fire away. I’ve also added a Gizmo account for the podcast so you can leave us comments (for free!). If you haven’t heard about Gizmo you should look into it. It’s similar to Skype but comes with a few more features. Oh, and it isn’t eBay’s bitch.

I’ve got some ideas for del.icio.us integration that should start to gel over the next few days, and we have a plan to get the cast together this week to solidify our future plans. Lots of interesting and exciting stuff in the pipe folks, just hang in there for now.

Sudden Ass Renaissance.

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

Sounds good to me! If you want to know what I’m talking about, check out the latest post at Panties, Panties, Panties.

In other news, I’ve got two more canned podcasts that need some cleaning up before posting, though the second of the two may not see the light of day. We were pretty hammered when we recorded that bit and it’s just possible that lives may depend on it never airing.

Congrats to Freak, he is finally free of the fabulous… casino he used to work for (and which I still do). Now when one of us asks “Which casino do you work for?” and the other replies “A major one,” well, at least his tongue won’t be in his cheek (no, it won’t be in mine either, you sick fuckers), because now Freak can honestly say that he does work in a major casino.

I hate him.

Regular podcasts should resume possibly as early as next week. Look for some changes on the blog as well and stay subscribed.

Service Industry Night 7232005 2

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

Note from Wood: This would have been posted about four days ago but we’ve had some trouble with our host. Everything seems resolved now so enjoy.

Second in our series recorded whilst binge drinking.

-In which we reveal our inability to keep count.

-Freak can’t make Rain Man jokes (nor is he an excellent driver).

-About Kim Peek: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Peek

-Rant-let about those stupid support magnets/bracelets.

-BBG really wants to see Freak and Wood get it on. Someday she’ll admit that.

-BBG & Freak and teh sex and Wood loves TJ.

-When committed men look at chicks (BBG looks at chicks too and that’s okay)

-It’s not enough that Freak has to talk about his dick, now he’s got BBG doing it. How big is it? Does anyone really want to know?

-The weekly beer report.

-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (are we still pretending this is a recently recorded podcast?)

-Goonies, Aliens, and when movies get re-cut for TV.

-Which Sigourney Weaver movies are good for fapping.

-BBG swears she’s not into girls. Suuuuurrre.

-The woman walks off and the boys get all construction nerdy.

-In which we give Bad Andy his props, but we call him on his BS. Sorry dude, had to do it.

-Work story: The black lesbian sex-orgy aftermath. (We don’t call him Freak for nothing).

-Freak and BBG recommend American Psycho.

-The amazing disappearing air conditioner and Freak hides weed from himself.

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Whoa. Body.

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

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