Archive for May, 2005

Hey, I got one.

Saturday, May 28th, 2005

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, ‘Have you ever been hugged?’ The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a big hug.
The second says to him, ‘Have you ever been kissed?’ He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, ‘Have you ever been fucked?’ No,’ says the man, his eyes lighting up.
‘Well, you are now. The tide’s coming in.’

Found at Attu Sees All

How to make your own lightsaber dildo.

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Pay attention young padawan, for the force is oh just forget it.

Just go look and if you’re motivated to make one I’m happy for you.

But stay away from me.

Remember to mark your calendars!

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

National Masturbation Month ends on May 28 with the 10th Annual Masturbate-a-thon!

Oh, hi.

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

Looks like you found the place.

All of the stuff you see in this category used to live over at my other blog: Oceanside, Nevada. If you found your way here from there, congratulations. If you’re new to the site, understand that everything in this category from this date and prior, is from the other site. Have a good time.

For those of you following the porn from the other blog, there won’t be any of that stuff on Oceanside anymore. It’s all going to be here. You also need to know that I have a partner on this blog, so you might want to poke around and get to know Freak.

For those of you who’ve been reading for awhile, I think you should be up to speed. Enjoy the porn. If you’re looking for something different, check out the other blog and when I have that podcast going I’ll let you know.

Later

If ever there were a shirt worth getting fired over…

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

this would be it.

P.S. Not safe for work, or for the easily offended. Hell, I’m surprised that I think it’s funny.

And there’s a bunch more weird and/or disturbing photos that go with it right here. I mean it, be warned, there is some seriously fucked up shit here. Attu finds all the best crap, I swear.

For the shy exhibitionist.

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

This reminds me of a story which I may have already told. If so, forgive me.

A couple of years ago, one of the engineers I work with, a night shift guy, goes to a guest room to answer a call for “shower dripping.” He shows up to the room, the guest is there and he checks it out. He looks at the shower. No drip. He runs the shower and shuts it off. Again, no drip. He tells the guest he can’t find anything wrong and she says “No no no, not that, this,” and, while running the shower, points to the tub spout. Sure enough, there’s a little water leaking by the shower diverter. This is not an uncommon thing, but generally we don’t do anything with it unless it’s bad enough to effect shower pressure which, in this case, it was not. The engineer says basically this and lets her know that the drip really isn’t enough for her to worry about, to which she replies “I don’t want my feet to get wet when I’m in the shower!”

This, I’m assuming, is a product for exhibitionistic women who don’t want men to see their junk when they wear short skirts and sit immodestly. I’m guessing anyway, since I don’t speak spanish. Maybe I’ll have TJ translate. Or maybe it’s just for women who dig creepy panties.

And, just so you don’t get too bored…

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

with all the politics and science stuff: Natalie Portman on a stripper pole.

Mmmmmm. Masuimi Max.

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

Like an asian Betty Page with badass tattoos.

Attu’s got it.

Been to Wicked Weasel Lately?

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

Maybe you should go.

http://www.wickedweasel.com

Paris Hilton’s Sidekick Hacked. Again.

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

I am so glad I never looked seriously at one of these things. The Sidekick was a mildly interesting device that is currently marketed by T-Mobile (disclaimer, I am a T-Mobile subscriber, like that matters.) and kinda fits into that cameraphone, chat, web-device thingy space. My big beef with it was there was no easy migration from it to another device when the time came to switch. You’d spend your time putting all your crap in it and then you couldn’t get it back out. Bummer dude.

Well, turns out that the damned thing is rather insecure. Nefarious sorts have figured out a way to actually get data out of the Sidekick and do bad things with it. I’m unclear as to whether they’re actually pulling data off the device (which is scary) or if the device caches the data on a remote server and they’re pulling the data off of that (which is even scarier).

The upshot is that this has apparently happened to Paris Hilton twice now (which is an interesting item, in itself: any reasonable person would have dropped the thing like a hot rock after the first time) and this second time the black hats apparently retrieved personal photos, both naughty and not so much, her personal notes and the address entries for some of the other beautiful people.

Of course, all this has been made available on the web for your personal titillation. Of course the website went down like a house of cards in a hurricane under the bandwidth demand. Say it with me children: Bittorrent. Say it again: Bittorrent. Oh well. If a mirror appears, I’ll let you know.

Originally found on engadget.