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Well, there it is.

I’ll work on it.

Just wanted to let all you kiddies know that there’s gonna be some changes around here. Strange changes. Ugly changes. Wordpress changes. I hope to get back to at least blogging regularly and getting Freak to do the same. No word on the podcast, I am sorry to say. At this moment in time I’m just too focused on getting rich or getting Freak killed trying.

Peace.

That, yes indeed, there are people with stranger fetishes than you. Don’t get me wrong, I like latex on girls as much as the next guy. It’s tight, it’s shiny and it’s, uh, tight. But this just ratchets the creep factor up to eleven. If you want one you can find it here. I just don’t want to know about it.

Via Fleshbot

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Hey kids! What time is it?

No, it’s not time for that. It’s time for a new podcast. Jeez.

Sorry for the delay. It was tough to get together just to get it recorded, what with big wedding goings-on in Freak’s family. Then actually getting it posted was a bit of a challenge as well, between work and all. We should be back on track for a new episode next week.

Here’s the show notes:

Been away, and there’s a reason.
BBG hanging out in the background
Benny gets married
Shit you do when you get married
Bachelor parties and guns
Mynxxx and The All-Star Game
Strip Clubs in general
Club Sapphire
Stripper Bucks: Play along at home!
Larry’s Villa: it’s not a destination, it’s an experience.
Wrestling and puking at the bachelor party
Why do people come to Vegas to shop? I mean, come on.
No sales tax in the Mall of America?
Crocop K.O.’d!
Freak comes from a huge clan of inbred italian hill-dwelling mutants.
Niagara Falls vs. Bellagio
Slappers and The Boss of Slappers
Which brings us, naturally, to baseball cards.
And comic books.
Freak’s in trouble with the Man. Don’t steal movies, kids.
Watch out, Freak’s going to create his own super p2p service. And a flying suit.
The worst wrap up and contact info ever.

You can direct download the show by clicking on the enclosure link below.

Yeah, I know, sounds like an oxymoron: weed breath strips. But they’re real and here’s proof.

Special Guest: Burrito the Dealer

Program notes

Original Intro & Outro are back, thanks SMODCast.

Old shows are reappearing on the blog

Skype call in enabled for live callers to the show. Props to Mrono (call in to tell me how to pronounce that!)

Evil Knievel.

Games that are designed to take your money.

Dealers get the girls.

Freak tells a long boring story about New Year’s, The Strip and the Glass Pool Motel. Surprisingly it ends on Burrito’s dick and not Freak’s.

How to score a bunk at Freak’s joint.

Camera on Burrito. Dealers run in his family.

What is the place and who are all these people?

Technology is putting everyone out of work.

Counting into a six-deck shoe, MIT nerds and autistic savants.

Vegas hates geniuses.

Support unions! The people who brought you the 40 hour work week, weekends and Labor Day.

The Fountain. Wood & Freak leave Burrito behind in film wilderness.

The Freak/Burrito Mystical Rainbow Connection.

Why Wood won’t watch Trainspotting.

Wayans Vs. Jacksons.

Jennifer Connelly, Soleil Moon Frye, Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano. Thoughts like these have killed lesser men.

Cephalopod Porn.

Explaining the show to Burrito.

Freak’s little brother’s putting on a ball and chain (but a smoking hot ball and chain).

Sex at work and the Man-Whore.

You want to get bored with strippers and boozing? Move to Vegas.

The secret to making your fortune at the tables: walk the fuck away while you’re up.

Avoid casino ATM’s. They’re like a firehose full of your money.

New Segment: Ask Leroy! Please write in to serviceindustrynight@gmail.com with your questions. Hell, send audio clips.

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

South Park: They killed Chef! You bastard!

Clumsy ass introduction for this week’s song pick: La Corde au Cou by Nosebone, Inc. available for free on Jamendo.com.

Vote Burrito off the island with your email to serviceindustrynight@gmail.com, your voicemail on Gizmo Project (serviceindustrynight) or your comments on the blog: www.serviceindustrynight.net

Yeah, you read correctly. Shows number 5 and 6 are restored back to their former glory right here and here. If you wanna hear again or check ‘em out for the first time, you know what to do. Eventually all of the previous shows will be restored, work and the Internet gods willing.

Right now I’m just waiting on my boy to give me the call so we can get together tonight. We’re going to try to have both Gizmo and Skype open for callers so fire up the client of your choice and see if you can’t just get your bad self on the air. A caveat: I haven’t actually tried this yet, so no promises that it’s going to work and/or won’t give you a nasty purulent infection. You’ve been warned.

That’s two weeks with no podcast.

Yeah, I know.

See, what happened is that two weeks ago Freak had a birthday and a surprise birthday party which kinda got all in the way of us recording. So that one is all his mom’s fault.

Then we got together on Friday for this week’s cast and actually recorded something only to find that Freak apparently forgot where his mouth was. Wherever it may have been was, sadly, not close enough to his mouth and the end result was about an hour of me. Not that that is such a bad thing, but there’s a difference between a monologue and a guy having conversations with the voices in his head. This podcast definitely sounded like the latter. So missed opportunity number two is Freak’s fault.

For those of you keeping score at home, I’d like to point out that, so far, none of this is my fault.

We could have tried again that evening but in a strange and miraculous turn, an old girlfriend of Freak’s scored tickets to see the Cubs and the Mariners in an exhibition game at Cashman field. There was no way I was ever going to talk Freak out of attending said event and, as it turned out, I got to tag along when BBG decided that she wasn’t going to go.

Stay on target here: still Freak’s fault, okay?

The good news is that I will be working on posting some more archived shows to hold both of you through until the next podcast. Take a listen and drop a line, if you please. We need to know what you folks want to hear.

While you’re waiting, watch this video and take notes, eh? This could come in handy someday.

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As I mentioned, there’s been a few behind the scenes changes. If Feedburner works as advertised, most of ya’ll will never notice. One big change is that we’ve decided to hell with it, RIAA/MPAA be damned! We’re pretty damned sure our old intro/outro fall under the umbrella of fair use and, thus, we’re bringing back the older shows.

There are only four of the original shows back up but they’re pretty much where I left them the first time. I’m waiting on Freak to get me the archived copies of shows 5-13. And, if you were paying attention, yes, the numbering scheme is now a teeny bit fucked up. And I don’t give a shit anymore. We’re not professionals. You want professionalism? Pay us.

The shows that have been updated/reuploaded are:

Show #1
Show #2
Show #3
Show #4
Show #14
Show #15
Show #16 The Palms Show
Show #17 The Grateful Escort of the UFC Queen
Show #18 The 18 Hole Hip-Hop Crackdown of the St. Paddy’s Day Smodtator

And if Freak comes up with another title like that last one, I’ll brain him.

Those of you listening with RSS readers, hopefully you won’t be re-downloading anything you’ve already grabbed, but if you find yourself feeling that dej

No podcast this weekend. Freak’s gone and hit the big 30 and somehow it didn’t seem right for us to sit in the midst of his extended family and discuss the higher points of midget donkey porn. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a certain segment of his crew that would be down but his mom isn’t really one of them.

Also there’s some technical stuff going on behind the scenes, so if things appear broken be patient. If you notice that things stay broken, drop me a line because I probably missed something.

Mrono (dude, you are so going to have to send me an audio clip or something so I know how you pronounce that? mmrowno? mister ohno?) asked me why the insistence on Gizmo for our call-in/voicemail that doesn’t get get used anyway. It’s a valid question.

The reason we don’t use Skype is that, for the longest time, Skype Mac simply didn’t have feature parity with Skype PC. That, plus that Gizmo is based on an open standard (SIP) versus Skype’s proprietary protocol. And finally, when I last looked, Gizmo just had features that Skype didn’t, like voicemail. I understand Skype has grown quite a bit so I’ll give it another look.